Crafty Crackers: Where We Mine for Laughs and Troll for Diamonds

Bigotry, Colonialism, crackers, Crafty, critical race theory, diamonds, discrimination, hate, History, honkies, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, laughs, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, race relations, racism, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, systemic racism, troll, White Supremacy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2366
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is the reason honkies invented racism! That’s right, we’re so wild and crazy that we inspired a whole new level of ridiculousness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built mini-games – they’re so insane, they’ll have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1669	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Star Shards Collected:	266	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mines Excavated:	3125	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	592867
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6340

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Items Found:	8529
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Holy Grails Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crops Grown:	7543
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	1124

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Towns Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Void Armor Forged:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchantments Applied:	88

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6837	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crops Grown:	8069	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	9315

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com