Crafty Crackers: Where We Mine for Laughs and Troll for Diamonds

Bigotry, Colonialism, crackers, Crafty, critical race theory, diamonds, discrimination, hate, History, honkies, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, laughs, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, race relations, racism, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, systemic racism, troll, White Supremacy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Items Found:	4281
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is the reason honkies invented racism! That’s right, we’re so wild and crazy that we inspired a whole new level of ridiculousness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built mini-games – they’re so insane, they’ll have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	1299	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Farms Harvested:	936
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1214	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Items Found:	3426
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mines Excavated:	2985	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	270
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Meteorites Collected:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	New Chunks Explored:	55732
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Potions Brewed:	104	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crops Grown:	4399	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	1259	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	183	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9965	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Alien Abductions:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net