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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7043 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 208 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
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