Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet

Animals, Bitch, buffet, Castrated, chicken, Chompers, Cows, Crafty, cuck, degradation, DOMINANCE, Eating, emasculation, Gender Roles, Humiliation, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, power dynamics, pussy, slave food, stiff dick, Submission, toxic masculinity, Ultimate, wimps

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Animals Bred:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crops Grown:	2804	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9578	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Towns Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Potions Brewed:	169	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1127
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com