Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3324	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	3635	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crops Grown:	8941
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Runes Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Star Shards Collected:	223	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3771	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	826554	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Farms Harvested:	429
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5306
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Farms Harvested:	425	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Farms Harvested:	886
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Farms Harvested:	889
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Towns Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Towns Built:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7391
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Potions Brewed:	41

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club