Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	215	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchantments Applied:	71

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magic Items Found:	8672
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9784
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	123
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Enchantments Applied:	264	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1758	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Emeralds Found:	589
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6298
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com