Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Farms Harvested:	529
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	3243

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	586
Divine Spears Created:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1552	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Emeralds Found:	2103
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	157
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	496185
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	90

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	59	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.