Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Towns Built:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2362	Mines Excavated:	1668
Star Shards Collected:	149	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	9045

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.