Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Buildings Constructed:	14
Animals Bred:	138	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3645
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ores Mined:	1500	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	223

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4671
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1414

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Farms Harvested:	679	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Potions Brewed:	160
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Farms Harvested:	138

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!