Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	516128
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	224
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5038
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Emeralds Found:	7312
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
New Chunks Explored:	808531	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2008	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.