Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2852	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7062	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	142	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Animals Bred:	91

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Zombie Dances:	10	Towns Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ores Mined:	3065
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	862
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Void Gems Collected:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1135	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6787	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dimension Hops:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.