Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	835966	Void Gems Collected:	10
Divine Spears Created:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8855
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	483	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Magic Items Found:	6738	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	113	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Towns Built:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4705	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	179	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	787	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	100	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Love Letters Sent:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!