Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	228
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	458	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	66	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	2743	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Star Shards Collected:	180	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Alien Abductions:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	316
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	5465	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1665
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.