Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Emeralds Found:	809
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Void Gems Collected:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	194

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	934
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	141
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ores Mined:	3839
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mines Excavated:	2980
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6168

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Ores Mined:	1074	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	5886	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Potions Brewed:	145	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.