Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	39176

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3676	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Star Shards Collected:	112	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Runes Activated:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	1392
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	8850
Runes Activated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	63	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	398	Void Gems Collected:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Zombie Dances:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.