Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	222
Magic Items Found:	6383	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Animals Bred:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	2146	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Emeralds Found:	5567

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4116	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ores Mined:	578	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Animals Bred:	82	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	347	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Star Shards Collected:	191	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.