Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Farms Harvested:	655

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	New Chunks Explored:	961199
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Void Armor Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	34	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Void Gems Collected:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	71
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	271
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	253	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	145	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7787	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Emeralds Found:	4967	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.