Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Animals Bred:	64
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5595
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchantments Applied:	61

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	135	Secret Passages Found:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Magic Items Found:	4816	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Void Armor Forged:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Animals Bred:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5400	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimension Hops:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	111

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.