Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Dimension Hops:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Towns Built:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2070

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7959	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Towns Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Items Found:	2473
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.