Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	610
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ores Mined:	6485	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Potions Brewed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	114	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	128
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Potions Brewed:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	114
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crops Grown:	8170
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
New Chunks Explored:	657577	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Void Gems Collected:	33	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.