Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Farms Harvested:	715
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3111	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	54
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Animals Bred:	69	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	179818
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Enchantments Applied:	215
Farms Harvested:	473	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6556	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	145
Buildings Constructed:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Farms Harvested:	623
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	255689	Dragon Eggs Found:	8366
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.