Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	187	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Towns Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ores Mined:	8287
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Mines Excavated:	2939	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ores Mined:	9173

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	159	Astral Projections Made:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Items Found:	1416
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!