Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Emeralds Found:	4214

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2417
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1452	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchantments Applied:	76	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	3490
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5664	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mines Excavated:	3263	Void Armor Forged:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9830	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	47	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.