Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Animals Bred:	100	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchantments Applied:	284	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1615
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	1518
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Runes Activated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.