Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4824
Players Killed by Monsters:	3221	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Items Found:	5378
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	873185	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Enchantments Applied:	136	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6975
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Animals Bred:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.