Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Items Found:	3456
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Runes Activated:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	598	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Animals Bred:	176	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	265

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Farms Harvested:	196	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!