Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8442	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1452	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	90	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.