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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 414 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 180 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 86 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
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