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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6955 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2915 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 206 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
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