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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6524 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9705 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Join us and experience a world where the US government is run by Minecraft contractors who are more concerned with building pixelated structures than serving their country. Who needs patriotism when you can build a giant blocky statue of yourself instead?
And forget about pushing settler ideology, on our server, the only thing we’re pushing is the boundaries of what you thought was possible in Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where Israel is the real white man’s religion…or maybe not, because let’s be real, that’s just ridiculous.
So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and chaos, join our server today. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why the US government turned all its jobs into contractors…or you might just build a really cool castle. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.
