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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2146 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Wall of Shame,” where we display all the players who have dared to build anything remotely progressive. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Freedom Fest,” where we celebrate our right to bear pickaxes and mine for freedom!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that takes conservatism to a whole new level, then join us and become a part of the most patriotic community in the blocky world! Just remember, no socialism allowed here – only capitalism and creeper explosions!