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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4188 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Wall of Shame,” where we display all the players who have dared to build anything remotely progressive. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Freedom Fest,” where we celebrate our right to bear pickaxes and mine for freedom!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that takes conservatism to a whole new level, then join us and become a part of the most patriotic community in the blocky world! Just remember, no socialism allowed here – only capitalism and creeper explosions!