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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9271 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 981002 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Wall of Shame,” where we display all the players who have dared to build anything remotely progressive. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Freedom Fest,” where we celebrate our right to bear pickaxes and mine for freedom!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that takes conservatism to a whole new level, then join us and become a part of the most patriotic community in the blocky world! Just remember, no socialism allowed here – only capitalism and creeper explosions!