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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7197 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 200 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Wall of Shame,” where we display all the players who have dared to build anything remotely progressive. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Freedom Fest,” where we celebrate our right to bear pickaxes and mine for freedom!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that takes conservatism to a whole new level, then join us and become a part of the most patriotic community in the blocky world! Just remember, no socialism allowed here – only capitalism and creeper explosions!