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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5437 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Wall of Shame,” where we display all the players who have dared to build anything remotely progressive. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Freedom Fest,” where we celebrate our right to bear pickaxes and mine for freedom!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that takes conservatism to a whole new level, then join us and become a part of the most patriotic community in the blocky world! Just remember, no socialism allowed here – only capitalism and creeper explosions!