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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5553 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 395 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Wall of Shame,” where we display all the players who have dared to build anything remotely progressive. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Freedom Fest,” where we celebrate our right to bear pickaxes and mine for freedom!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that takes conservatism to a whole new level, then join us and become a part of the most patriotic community in the blocky world! Just remember, no socialism allowed here – only capitalism and creeper explosions!