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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6574 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 43 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wild bears while mining for diamonds, or try your luck at surviving a vodka-fueled zombie apocalypse. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a Russian accent!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and rumor has it that if you find the hidden Matryoshka doll, you’ll be granted three wishes by a mystical babushka.
So come join us on our server, where every day is a new adventure and you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. Who needs Russian television when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join now and let the insanity begin!