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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5020 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 137 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 304 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.
imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!
