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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4631 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1004 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 6275 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.
imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!
