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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6933 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Join us if you want to ride around in a Mahinda Pikup, Suzuki Stockman, or even a Daihatsu (if they ever become available in Minecraft, that is). We don’t mess with those Chinese cars, they’re like creepers – they’ll blow up in your face!
Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, pic unrelated – unless you want to bring your own wild ride to the party!