Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3021	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	670
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3501	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	New Chunks Explored:	70671
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	434	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	8615
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	10

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	8630
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Animals Bred:	168
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1106	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Potions Brewed:	54	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001