Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ores Mined:	6730	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimension Hops:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Emeralds Found:	5441

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	2866

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Potions Brewed:	76
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
New Chunks Explored:	929519	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Void Armor Forged:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	48	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Potions Brewed:	118	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Votes:	704	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crops Grown:	4119
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	766242	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3717	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz