Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

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We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

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WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	5228	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Votes:	6235
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
New Chunks Explored:	824967	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	9

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	9359	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchantments Applied:	79	Mines Excavated:	1910
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6429
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Towns Built:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2793
Zombie Dances:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5416	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Potions Brewed:	156	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Secret Passages Found:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Star Shards Collected:	201
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1268
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

chaoshub.net

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Star Shards Collected:	146
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1476
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

play.solargn.net

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Ores Mined:	1069	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

mc.royalcraft.ro

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	54	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

play.cubedao.net

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

play.aureusmc.net