Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	4863	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Emeralds Found:	3774	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ores Mined:	4804
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	New Chunks Explored:	238364

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	219476
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8658
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Towns Built:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Votes:	8367	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Enchantments Applied:	294
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Magic Items Found:	1656
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Animals Bred:	148	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	365302
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mines Excavated:	4495	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Emeralds Found:	757
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3658
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3215	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	242	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Zombie Dances:	2

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2415
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Chimeras Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	New Chunks Explored:	877350
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com