Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Emeralds Found:	1077
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Divine Spears Created:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mines Excavated:	2359	Royal Courts Attended:	0

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

play.earthpol.com

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

play.oasishub.net

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1239
New Chunks Explored:	845077	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	177	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

tunescraft.net

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	New Chunks Explored:	864100
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Void Armor Forged:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5388	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crops Grown:	2130
Votes:	1856	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	149	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Emeralds Found:	8082	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6291
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchantments Applied:	106	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	977254	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Alien Abductions:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Emeralds Found:	3496
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8291	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Endless Night Skies:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Potions Brewed:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	3611	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Potions Brewed:	157
Love Letters Sent:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Votes:	8278
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com