Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

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SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9883
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

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PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3100

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	713361	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

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Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	572	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	New Chunks Explored:	660236
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	3610
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

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AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Divine Spears Created:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

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VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3653	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magic Items Found:	5346
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Farms Harvested:	339	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Emeralds Found:	5524	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

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KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	176
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Love Letters Sent:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Votes:	899	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

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