Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	235
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

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CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crops Grown:	8803
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	Zombie Dances:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	409	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	3356
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
New Chunks Explored:	195414	Emeralds Found:	6256
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Farms Harvested:	277	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	New Chunks Explored:	151567
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	140

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Love Letters Sent:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

mc.mineverso.com