Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	5023
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

New Minecraft Servers

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We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

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TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Animals Bred:	70	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	New Chunks Explored:	220319
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	33
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	952481
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	245	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	6631	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mines Excavated:	1106

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	116
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7624	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Farms Harvested:	529
Secret Passages Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Animals Bred:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Animals Bred:	112
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Villages Defended:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mines Excavated:	1175
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs