Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Votes:	5999	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

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PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Emeralds Found:	5781	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Buildings Constructed:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Emeralds Found:	1677	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3285
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

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VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crops Grown:	3459
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

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KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ores Mined:	4933	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Villages Defended:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	7046	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	9172

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3486	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

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AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Animals Bred:	152
Players Killed by Monsters:	3999	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	4080

play.acentramc.com