Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

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IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Star Shards Collected:	229
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6641
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Towns Built:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3529	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Magic Items Found:	4634	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	93	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Animals Bred:	94	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Runes Activated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	183	Enchantments Applied:	129
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net